Wednesday, July 8, 2009

The answer to your question, check out guy

My face just looks this way.
I am never thrilled to be in the grocery store.
So please stop making sarcastic comments.
And also stop asking if I am all right.
I am fine.
I just want to check out with my boston baked beans.
Here are the faces I am capable of making to prove that I can.

The general public, especially those in the service/retail industry 
feel the need to tell me I look sad, or ask what is the matter.
If I told them everything that was the matter they would most likely lose interest, but ultimately go home only to be plagued by the dark horrors I have seeded in their minds. 
Everything is the matter.
And it is all the time.